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Tuesday, 28 August 2018

Kids and Horror.

There is an argument I've heard from my early years about children watching horror. It seems the majority of parents in the United Kingdom are against their children watching Horror movies. This has always fascinated me for a number of reasons. I understand that children may very well get scared, but wouldn't it be the job of the parent not to condescend the child and tell them the movie isn't real, but to explain the tropes of the movie, to explain to the child that being frightened is perfectly normal, and maybe to turn it into something fun, making your own horror games, horror shorts or making art that is gory, monstrous and such like.

Here in the UK, we have age ratings on our films, and they are also censored (not always, but sometimes). These ratings go from U, which is Universal (for any age), then to PG (Parental Guidance), then 12A, 15 and finally 18. A child of any age can see any movie at the theater up to the 12A rating (if they are accompnied by an adult), but you do have to be over 15 or 18 to see the films rated as such. When I was little, the age ratings did not matter so much. The only thing my mum really put her foot down with was with supernatural horror. So I was watching slasher films and monster films from a very young age. I was never scared by a movie (not until I was around 11 years old, when I saw the original Halloween). The very fact we are coerced into listening to what we should be allowing our children to watch, and also have scenes taken out of our films that censors (I've asked this question before, but what gives censors the power not to be affected by horror movies, whereas the general public would be deeplly affected by viewing them) deem to be unfit for the general public. I am of the opinion that it should be the parent's decision on what to show their children. No one knows their children better than the parent/s who care for them. Madame Carnage says "As a parent in the USA, it's fucking INFURIATING that the age restrictions are so strict in the United Kingdom. It's complete bullshit. There's no way I would tell my girls 'No, you can't watch that, it's a 15'! Sure, we have age restrictions in the US, but they aren't enforced strictly. I take Tegan to see horror movies and nobody bats an eyelid. If that were to happen in the UK, all Hell would break loose".

Madame Carnage goes on to say "It's an incredibly fun way to bond with my girls over something I love. Now Tegan loves it just as much as I. She's intrigued, and as a Mom, that means the world to me. I love the connection that we have with horror. Not a lot of parents can bond with their kids in such a way". I too bonded with my children with horror, although I would never show them a horror film, but that isn't really a choice I can make, Luckily there are childrens books that feature monsters (even Jason Vorhees appears in one my son has), and even films like Ready Player One have cameos from Chucky and Freddy and Jason. I think children will watch horror films, whether their parents allow it or not, as it's a very adult thing to do. Wouldn't it be better to watch with them, to explain what is happening and to explain the tropes, the goings on and the fantasy and imagination involved?

An argument that pops up now and again for not allowing children to watch horror films is that it will negatively affect them or alter their behaviour. I have a feelng this is due in part to the murder of Jamie Bulger, whose killers were said to have watched Childs Play 3 before killing the youngster, although this was never proven. It didn't stop the British media latching on to the idea that this film had made those children kill another child, and yet again the media gave the government foothold over the general public and what we are allowed to view. There have never been any specific studies that show that horror or any type of violent media shows children how to portray the behaviour shown in the films. The bobo doll study carried out by Bandura in 61 and 63 did manage to show that children do learn behaviour from adults by watching them behave aggressively, but this has never been investigated using cinema instead of a live model. Let's not forget that while a single study may say it proves such a claim, a study would have to be repeated many times with different factors to prove a theory, which is something that hasn't been done at all. It is all theory at this point in time.

I'm aware that many horror movies deal with adult themes such as sexuality, loss, anger, terror, fear, extreme violence and such, but these things happen in real life every day. Hiding them from children is more than likely to negatively affect them more than showing them horror films would.

I ws lucky enough to ask Tegan, who is 9, a few questions about horror movies. Her answers were interesting and well thought-out, and definitely show how intelligent she is.

What do like about scary movies?

Liking the different way people die.The more blood the better. When I know there's going to be a lot of blood, I cover my eyes, and when I open them there's blood everywhere. I don't like watching people get stabbed because I don't like seeing people in pain. But likes the Saw movies (she likes how the people die).

What are your favourite horror movies?

The Meg (I've only seen it once, but I want to watch it a bunch more times). Because Big Ass Sharks.

The Walking Dead because of Zombies.

Ash vs Evil Dead because it's funny.

Stranger things because E11even, Demogorgon, (I like monsters).

I'm not afraid of ghosts, although when I was little (7) I saw a ghost (or my shadow), she was walking out of her room, and it had a pony tail like me, and I saw it on my wall and it scared me.

My favourite is Ash vs Evil Dead or The Meg.

What makes a horror movie Tegan?

Blood and people suffering in a movie makes it a horror movie. Because in every scary movie, there's somebody suffering. So Deadpool is a horror movie.

How do horror films make you feel?

Horror films make me feel good, they make me laugh, but sometimes I know it's fake, but if I see a shark movie, I see someone going to get eaten and it makes me worried for them.When people die in horror movies if they are bad, I'm like 'Yay, they died they deserved it'. A corpse Bride, A Nightmre Before Christmas and Hocus Pocus are not horror films because there's no blood in them. It disappoints me when there's no blood in horror films, because if they don't have blood, they're not horror films.

Tegan thinks that putting age ratings on films (like we do in the UK) is bad, because children should be allowed to watch what they like.

Monday, 20 August 2018

I'm Madame Carnage, Welcome to my Hell!

Greetings and salutations, my name is Madame Carnage. I am here to guide you aound the World of Horror with reviews, editorials and much more. Fangs for the welcome! My first journey into the World of Horror happened when I was Five years old. I was left alone in a room while my Dad was attending to other business. He put on a movie for me which happended to be A Nightmare on Elm Street. I never got scared while watching this, even though I expected to be frightened. It never struck fear into me, and the only thing that slightly disturbed me was the scene where Freddy's arms extend in the Alley. I didn't ever think it was real. It felt like home. When the movie was over, Child's Play was put on. I thought it was entertaining how a doll could throw a grown-ass woman out of the window. The part that definitely stuck out to me in the movie were the footprints in the flour, which I really liked, knowing it was Chucky who had made them, but seeing Andy get the blame. The deviousness of the doll really struck a chord with me. I knew the whole time it wasn't real. Ever since then, I've tried to find a film that would scare the fuck out of me. Only one has succeded so far. The Texas Chainsaw Massacre, or more specifically, Leatherface. It was so real, tangiable, with no fantasy involved.

Since then, I have watched many horror films. Some of my favourites are Scream 1-4, Halloween (Dani: Which she has scared me with numerous times, by having the theme as her ringtone AND having a picture of the original mask on her car) and more. If I had to choose a favorite sub-genre of horror, it would be Slasher films, followed by Zombie films and Splatter films.

I am both excited and cautious about writing here, but I am assured it will be adventurous and enjoyable in equal measure. Mine and Dani's first review together will be Stephen Biro's American Guinea Pig: Song of Solomon, so watch this space for that and so much more!

Sweet Screams!

Madame Carnage.

The Sequel you always wanted, but never asked for!!

Hello again! It appears the crypt is once more open for business! In my time away, so much has happened! I've met the woman of my nightmares, visited London with her, travelled to the US to spend time with her, visited my very first Horror convention and become the luckiest man alive by marrying her gorgeous corpse (not the same kind I keep in my cellar). It is with great aplomb that I am once again opening the doors to Dr Carnage's World of Horror, and joining me will be my stunningly decomposing Bride, Madame Carnage, who will be joining me for reviews, articles, editorials and interviews. So I ask each and every one of you to applaud this wonderful cadaver, and welcome you into your hearts (not too close though, she has a voracious appetite for tickers). Coming soon, we will both be reviewing American Guinea Pig: Song of Solomon. Something we are both really looking forward to. And to anyone who doubts my corpse bride's knowledge on horror, I can assure you she has outwitted me on many an occasion, and she managed to sit through Mordum without even flinching. A fine feat in anyone's book. So join us in a monster mash of Epic proportions as we once more open the crypt and invite you in to explore Dr Carnage's World of horror!! Welcome Back!!

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Thursday, 21 September 2017

I know I've said this before, but this time I mean it. I'm back!

Hello readers. I have had quite the break from blogging about horror movies and metal music. That isn't to say my love for either thing has diminished in any way. I took too much on, with fighting through court to see my children and studying for a degree in psychology and criminology, as well as working on music and putting up wih my general ill-health, complete with yet another diagnoses for another illness to which there is no cure, and it is safe to say that things got ontop of me and I stopped writing . Cold turkey.

Thankfully, Eric Hyde offered to write some reviews, and was kind enough to provide reviews to films I have not covered, breathing some life back into the slowly rotting corpse of a blog. I can't thank him enough for providing content when I could not, and he is more than welcome to come back anytime with reviews, essays or just a general display of affection for horror.

So, without further ado, are you ready to take my hand once more and dive into the World of Horror? Yes. With all of that going on, I have now found the motivation to begin writing once more. I'm going to kick things off once more with a review of Amercian Guinea Pig: Bloodshock which will go live in the next few days. For anyone who has stayed with me, I appreciate you reading through the musings and reviews here. Here's to the ressurrection of The World of Horror!

Saturday, 18 June 2016

'See No Evil' review by Eric Hyde.


"This is not what God wants!!!" - Kira

Let's see. Did I watch this movie due to my obsession with horror movies, or just because WWE wrestler Kane was in it? A little bit of both. Yes, it's true. I'm a big wrestling fan, but that also doesn't mean that I'll have to see a movie that any wrestler is in. So since I'm a big fan of Kane, does that mean I'll be unbiased towards this review? Well, yes actually.

The plot is very simple. It's simple for a horror movie even. A group of teenagers are part of a work release program. They are going to get time off of their sentences if they help clean and fix up the run down Blackwell hotel, so it can become a homeless shelter. Unknown to them however, serial killer Jacob Goodnight is using the hotel as a hiding spot. The police officer watching the kids is the same officer that lost his arm and shot Jacob in the head years ago at a crime scene. There you go, that's pretty much it.

 The good points are that of course the kills are pretty inventive. I can't really ruin any of them, but they are brutal. Really bloody, and I'm surprised that this DVD wasn't unrated. It's really nice to see gore, violence, and even nudity in a movie done by WWE films, especially since their wrestling product is now TV-PG. The director Gregory Dark uses great ways to cut the film, speeding up some scenes and the angles he uses for a lot of the shots. Pretty creative. But they guy directs music videos and used to direct porn, so that shows he knows all about camera angles.

Another thing I really enjoyed was Kane's performance. He has only two or three lines of dialogue in the movie, so he has to rely on body language. And his facial expressions are great. He can really show emotion, like frustration, anger, and confusion. He even has a scene where he questions what he is doing, with his expressions, and I bought it. And a bonus with his performance is that he's the first killer in a movie like this that I've seen in a long time that actually feels pain, as he is a human, and he will actually run after his victims. He also has a very sad backstory that's told in random flashbacks. Very sad and creepy. I must also praise Cecily Polson. I think she gives a wonderful performance, but I'll leave anything about her character out of my review as to not spoil anything.
The down side is it's a pretty short movie. About an hour and 26 minutes. You don't care for any of the other characters, aside from maybe the teacher and the cop. Of course you go to these movies to see them get butchered, but that's just me. I want to actually care about some of them. Plus I would have liked a lot more interaction between Jacob and the cop, especially due to their history together. There's hardly any when they meet up in the hotel. that's really about it that I don't like.
Overall, Not a bad slasher film. It was pretty fun and entertaining and I was pleased in the long run. It's worth seeing if you love slasher films. Same if you're a fan of Kane in WWE. But don't go in thinking it will be up there with Elm Street, Friday the 13th, or Halloween. However Jacob Goodnight could give Jason Voorhees a good run for his money in the category of horror movie bad ass.

Sunday, 17 April 2016

Teeth (2007) review by Eric Hyde.

"It's true. Vagina dentata! Vagina dentata! Vagina dentata!" - Doctor Godfrey.

*Contains minor spoilers*.

Alright. The plot is simple. Weird, original (I'll give it that), and simple. It is the story of a high school girl named Dawn whose vagina is filled with razor sharp teeth. Yeah , you read it. I have seen previews and have heard a lot of my friends tell me to see this. Granted they told me it wasn't really good, but I still had to see it. I didn't.

The movie starts with Dawn, and she is part of a club at school for people who wait until marriage to have sex. She goes and speaks to younger kids and tells them about promise rings, abstinence and such. She meets a boy who also promises to wait until marriage, and they eventually become a couple. One day they go swimming together and find a cave to fool around in. He tries to rape her, but she fights him off. However, she smacks her head on a rock during the struggle and becomes dazed. He takes advantage and is successful in raping her. Suddenly *CRUNCH* he loses his penis (sigh). Yup. This goes on for the rest of the movie.

She finally meets a guy who can have sex with her, since it's consensual and in a relaxed state. But when she finds out he's using her, he loses it too (sigh again). Oh, and her step brother also wants to have sex with her. He does and loses it. But his dog has a snack afterwards, if you can read between the lines.

Let's see. The acting isn't great. The story is interesting, but the explanation of the cursed vagina is stupid in my opinion. All the camera shots to the things that resemble holes or dicks are overplayed. Like holes in trees, spikes in caves hanging down. Once or twice would have been fine, but it's constant overkill here. However, the gore is pretty good and will make a guy wince. I did a few times. No lie. But it isn't good enough to save this movie for me. If you're still interested, I say go for it. It might be for you, but it wasn't for me.

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Friday, 8 April 2016

Hardcore Henry (2016) review by Dani Carnage.

I've just got back from seeing Hardcore Henry, and it is simply mind-blowing. I say this as bluntly and without any form of pretense. It is a fresh, violent and bloody take on action-cinema that successfully pulls off something completely different, which in this day and age is a feat in itself.

I am not going to give anything away, as it works so much better knowing very little about the film, suffice it to say that if you aren't a fan of uncompromising violence, humour and films shot in the first person, then you would be well-advised to stay away, as this is Hardcore Henry in a nutshell.

I recently posted on Facebook that Hardcore Henry is now my favourite action movie, knocking The Raid 2 into second place. While The Raid 2 is an incredible film with complex characters, fight scenes and brutal violence, Hardcore Henry just seemed to top it all in every single way.

Pure pulse-pounding adrenaline-soaked madness from start to finish. Hardcore Henry is the best cinema-going experience I have had so far this year. It's even better than Deadpool. It's that good, and it doesn't need multiple uses of profanity to attempt to make the film more 'adult'.

Everything you want in an action movie is contained in Hardcore Henry, and there are numerous nods to FPS games such as Half Life, Call of Duty and even Left for Dead. Bullets and fists fly and many die. The body-count is incredibly high, as is the gore quota.

I honestly can't praise this movie enough. I loved every single second and urge each and every one of you to check it out! You won't be disappointed!!

Darkest regards......Dani.